Meet Andi. That's me! "Artist" is a good summary. I've also been referred to as "The girl who makes everything for everyone," and I suppose that works too. These bio things are generally supposed to be all pretentious and third-person-y, but I'm frankly tired of doing what I'm "supposed" to.

On this website you will find evidence of the many hats that I wear on a [usually] daily basis. Wife, DIY home-restoring maverick, Seamstress, Maker of jewelry and Sparkly Things, Photographer, Painter, Innovator, "That chick who makes flyers," and probably also 'that nutty lady in the creepy house on the corner with a lot of cats.'

Life is complicated. It gets messy. Things get muddled. I've spent YEARS trying to get this website thing right. I tried to stay organized, I tried not to piss anyone off or turn away clients, I tried to keep my big mouth shut…and you know what? Screw it.

There's naked ladies on here. There's also beautiful clothing and costumes and links to the things I have for sale. There are photographs from everywhere I've been and everything I do because people want to see them. There are flyers for events that you probably wouldn't tell your mother about.

Life is an adventure. If that turns people off, they can stay out of it. I'm no longer accepting emails from the girls I went to high school with FIFTEEN YEARS AGO telling me that they were going to hire me to shoot their wedding, but they don't like my "gothic photography." Small towns are the devil, I tell ya...